As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6804. | ju yun (schylarker) | 89.14 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
6805. | Jack (jackn112) | 89.13 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
6806. | Atstats[faster_than_sytho] ... | 89.13 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
6807. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 89.13 | 100% | 2021-04-02 |
6808. | Endure the agony (wagyuwak) | 89.12 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
6809. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 89.12 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
6810. | carpathian (carpathian) | 89.11 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
6811. | Toby (coccaineaddict) | 89.11 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
6812. | Danske (danske21) | 89.11 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
6813. | David (funnerer) | 89.11 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
6814. | Francisco (cdt1) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
6815. | focafina (focafina) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
6816. | Petr (missile) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
6817. | Lee (starhole) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
6818. | Cody (cpark231) | 89.11 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
6819. | Sterling (stvrling) | 89.10 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
6820. | BlazeAries (blaze_aries) | 89.09 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
6821. | ctrl_bkspace (cynjin) | 89.09 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
6822. | Nemo (nemorx) | 89.09 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
6823. | tids (tids) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
6824. | Lima (legit__mib) | 89.09 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
6825. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 89.09 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
6826. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 89.09 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
6827. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.08 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
6828. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 89.07 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
6829. | Granted (granted8) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
6830. | epigee (epigee) | 89.07 | 96% | 2018-05-21 |
6831. | Jake (jakeraz0317) | 89.07 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
6832. | Samuel (thaminipro) | 89.07 | 92% | 2015-12-03 |
6833. | Marc (mreading) | 89.07 | 99% | 2016-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |