As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22507. | Noah Ignacio (nachos_7575) | 44.58 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
22508. | felix (fel1x) | 44.58 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
22509. | Yunus (mathhackerbek) | 44.57 | 94% | 2018-10-24 |
22510. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 44.55 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
22511. | scott (waarth) | 44.55 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
22512. | melon (themelongirl) | 44.55 | 94.8% | 2021-01-31 |
22513. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 44.54 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
22514. | Ossi (mobiili) | 44.54 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
22515. | speed of light (target_80) | 44.54 | 94% | 2021-02-06 |
22516. | Sokmeng (sokmeng) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-02-27 |
22517. | Grant (dahl192) | 44.53 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
22518. | Merwyn (merwyn_07) | 44.53 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
22519. | Dhevin (dheramnauth) | 44.53 | 89% | 2016-05-12 |
22520. | Y (zyx52800) | 44.53 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
22521. | Zulhanif (zulhanif) | 44.52 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
22522. | Raihan (raihanmallik71) | 44.51 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
22523. | Raphi (keyslapperboy) | 44.49 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
22524. | Sullivan (sullivandvorak) | 44.49 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
22525. | Emily (esheahan2281) | 44.49 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
22526. | Sufi (sufist1910) | 44.49 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
22527. | potato (cold_potato) | 44.48 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
22528. | vbk (vbk_) | 44.47 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
22529. | John (johndoe7) | 44.45 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
22530. | Elishba (elishba) | 44.45 | 97.1% | 2021-02-02 |
22531. | Salah-eddine (sharrach) | 44.43 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
22532. | ogo (amoebaca) | 44.43 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
22533. | caleb (foamcacti) | 44.42 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
22534. | Todel (todel69) | 44.41 | 93% | 2021-01-31 |
22535. | Tess (tess_992) | 44.41 | 94.6% | 2021-02-08 |
22536. | Maruf (marufsatkhira) | 44.41 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |