So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6983. | Megan (lopinroo) | 92.63 | 98% | 2011-05-27 |
6984. | Aaron (bentonam) | 92.63 | 95% | 2012-06-07 |
6985. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 92.62 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
6986. | linus (fishfalcon) | 92.62 | 95% | 2014-04-24 |
6987. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 92.62 | 99% | 2023-05-04 |
6988. | Dlux (doubledlux) | 92.62 | 94% | 2012-02-18 |
6989. | Freddy (mushroomcave) | 92.62 | 90% | 2016-01-18 |
6990. | Baltik (baltik) | 92.62 | 93% | 2013-03-29 |
6991. | Arrhythmia_Trainee (arrhyth... | 92.62 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
6992. | Luke (lminosky) | 92.62 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
6993. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 92.62 | 93% | 2012-09-02 |
6994. | Thomas (thomasdenney) | 92.61 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
6995. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 92.61 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
6996. | Sebastian (geeet) | 92.61 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
6997. | Velgus (velgus) | 92.61 | 97% | 2012-08-30 |
6998. | Jeremy (jerema) | 92.61 | 96% | 2012-08-06 |
6999. | Connor (cwshugg) | 92.60 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
7000. | yung (schooltyper_an) | 92.60 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
7001. | Lojjik (sudoking) | 92.60 | — | 2009-05-10 |
7002. | Tony (staggalee41) | 92.60 | 94% | 2012-03-23 |
7003. | yst (taro311) | 92.59 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
7004. | Andrew (jargazes) | 92.59 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
7005. | Tim (timbalo) | 92.59 | 97% | 2014-04-24 |
7006. | 98765321 (98765321) | 92.59 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
7007. | Don (doncairo) | 92.58 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
7008. | Christian (typemasterwinner) | 92.58 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
7009. | rockwell (rockwell) | 92.58 | — | 2009-07-28 |
7010. | Jonas (jnshey) | 92.58 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
7011. | Eren (erenjulien) | 92.57 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
7012. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.57 | 91% | 2014-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |