Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2469. | Hardy (hardy_caprio) | 74.89 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
2470. | Francisco (patleitao) | 74.88 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
2471. | arz (arzr) | 74.87 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
2472. | Mohd Juned Indian (mjuned795) | 74.86 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
2473. | jk- (justkidding_) | 74.86 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
2474. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 74.85 | 95% | 2019-02-28 |
2475. | Argon (argon273) | 74.84 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
2476. | Kenneth (kaenif) | 74.84 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
2477. | Pana (pana_miguel) | 74.84 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
2478. | Pat (james52) | 74.84 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
2479. | Stigi (stigi) | 74.78 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
2480. | Andres (avillarreal) | 74.78 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
2481. | Fat Squirrel (neihs) | 74.78 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
2482. | Yani (yani916) | 74.76 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
2483. | KinqCade (kinqcade) | 74.75 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
2484. | FS (kittyman31) | 74.75 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
2485. | Sterling (stvrling) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
2486. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 74.71 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
2487. | Deflay (deflay) | 74.68 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
2488. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 74.67 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
2489. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 74.61 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
2490. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 74.61 | 94% | 2019-12-01 |
2491. | Dean (tennis2002) | 74.60 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
2492. | jesus (jbustos123) | 74.59 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
2493. | matt (w_dyer) | 74.58 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
2494. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 74.57 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
2495. | Kevin (kjax) | 74.57 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
2496. | Leo (leofuller) | 74.56 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
2497. | Jake (jasala) | 74.54 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
2498. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 74.50 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |