What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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845. | Abby (aeheffington) | 92.11 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
846. | Kevin (kev9441) | 92.02 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
847. | (lwycsrc) | 91.94 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
848. | taro (taro_curly) | 91.93 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
849. | Dean (biollama112) | 91.90 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
850. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 91.89 | 98% | 2020-06-25 |
851. | Ilia (isilisi) | 91.88 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
852. | Archiđź’˘ (gaijjin) | 91.85 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
853. | Harvey (sw99) | 91.84 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
854. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 91.83 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
855. | Cole (pokeopeth) | 91.80 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
856. | Marek (lypa) | 91.79 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
857. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 91.77 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
858. | Ava (spritemite) | 91.75 | 97% | 2019-07-27 |
859. | Squeeb (squeeb) | 91.74 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
860. | Gillyweeds (gillyweeds) | 91.71 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
861. | Sterling (stvrling) | 91.70 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
862. | poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg) | 91.68 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
863. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 91.67 | 96% | 2018-11-11 |
864. | Carter (thecartel) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
865. | Nirav (zeratul_1991) | 91.61 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
866. | Raymond (szlesh) | 91.60 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
867. | Eric (bjoany) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
868. | Giovanny (nuzzig) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
869. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 91.47 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
870. | THE ONE PIECE IS REAL (herm... | 91.47 | 96% | 2019-11-13 |
871. | LJ (lj6580) | 91.47 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
872. | John (jowendtd) | 91.46 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
873. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 91.43 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
874. | Riley (rileyborgard) | 91.43 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
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