So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8762. | Taylor (chiseled) | 87.96 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
8763. | Kevin (zortchik) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-05 |
8764. | Raizen (raizou) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-25 |
8765. | Puneet (masterblaster100) | 87.96 | 98% | 2013-07-18 |
8766. | Josh (iccarus) | 87.96 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
8767. | Peter (petermsoares) | 87.95 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
8768. | Felix (ganc56141) | 87.95 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
8769. | Monica (zexa) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
8770. | zyoda (zyoda) | 87.95 | 94% | 2013-05-28 |
8771. | Schnu (schnu) | 87.95 | 99% | 2012-06-24 |
8772. | Thomas (regencoe) | 87.94 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
8773. | Navigator (navigator23) | 87.94 | — | 2009-06-28 |
8774. | Nibit (nibit) | 87.93 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
8775. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 87.93 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
8776. | Amber (johns27511) | 87.92 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
8777. | waitwat (waitwat) | 87.92 | 92% | 2013-12-04 |
8778. | Mick (orangeice) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
8779. | Randy (rhomusic) | 87.91 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
8780. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 87.91 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
8781. | Steven (steven516) | 87.91 | — | 2009-11-09 |
8782. | D (dschrad) | 87.91 | 95% | 2016-12-05 |
8783. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 87.91 | 95% | 2013-10-15 |
8784. | GiruHK (giruhk) | 87.90 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
8785. | Tsain (tsain) | 87.90 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
8786. | Ricky (galvanize) | 87.90 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
8787. | Mario (indekkusu) | 87.90 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
8788. | tYpErAcEr (typeracerracer) | 87.90 | 99% | 2015-03-25 |
8789. | David (lazyperson99) | 87.89 | 91% | 2012-12-21 |
8790. | kristina (kriswong) | 87.89 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
8791. | Zach (zbark96) | 87.89 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |