So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1745. | Raymond (sallabout08) | 115.68 | — | 2008-10-09 |
1746. | TimeBomb (timebomb0) | 115.65 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
1747. | Will (idkwill69) | 115.64 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
1748. | isaiah (windsong) | 115.64 | 96% | 2013-11-18 |
1749. | Scripte (scripte) | 115.64 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
1750. | Kenji (moarkenji) | 115.64 | 98% | 2015-08-07 |
1751. | Abhishek (abhishekreddy) | 115.63 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
1752. | michael (slowtypist199) | 115.62 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
1753. | aaaa (guest77) | 115.62 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
1754. | Chris (fogcityroller) | 115.61 | 99% | 2014-03-26 |
1755. | allie (admw) | 115.61 | — | 2011-03-16 |
1756. | Meh (meh321) | 115.60 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
1757. | Jos (josgritter) | 115.60 | 84% | 2011-11-25 |
1758. | Max (17maxklivans) | 115.58 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
1759. | K (kburchfiel) | 115.58 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
1760. | Calvin (clamvin) | 115.57 | 90% | 2017-05-16 |
1761. | (val___) | 115.56 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
1762. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 115.56 | 98% | 2014-04-16 |
1763. | Julie (julie14786) | 115.56 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
1764. | cassidy (cassidytyping) | 115.55 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
1765. | keker (yash117) | 115.53 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
1766. | Thomas (mezomose) | 115.52 | 98% | 2019-07-21 |
1767. | Looking For GF (veiven) | 115.51 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
1768. | (pdlg) | 115.49 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
1769. | Sasha (flameheart) | 115.48 | — | 2009-04-19 |
1770. | Link (lite426) | 115.48 | — | 2009-02-16 |
1771. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 115.47 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
1772. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 115.47 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
1773. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 115.47 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
1774. | gavinc (klontz) | 115.46 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |