Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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940. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 95.54 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
941. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 95.53 | 100% | 2019-12-22 |
942. | πͺ πΈπͺ πΈπͺ πΈ... | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
943. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 95.49 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
944. | Grrhmm (grrhmm) | 95.47 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
945. | Ted (macfan) | 95.46 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
946. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 95.43 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
947. | arigrate (mercury80) | 95.41 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
948. | dean (deanlacap) | 95.40 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
949. | Antonio (stazzo) | 95.38 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
950. | γΉγ¬γγγ³ (slethron) | 95.37 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
951. | David (dzhang2) | 95.37 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
952. | Mojo (mojoejojo) | 95.37 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
953. | Amanda (amandafong) | 95.33 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
954. | ^-^ (monte123) | 95.33 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
955. | Jay (jdpthota) | 95.31 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
956. | Ava (spritemite) | 95.29 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
957. | Susie (susieq22) | 95.27 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
958. | Josef (jo5ef) | 95.24 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
959. | anon (analternateaccount) | 95.24 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
960. | Brandon (kidgotsole) | 95.23 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
961. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 95.23 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
962. | xjkan (xjkan) | 95.21 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
963. | Dan (yugurtz) | 95.20 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
964. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 95.15 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
965. | shrike (wangster_) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
966. | Troy (teeroy) | 95.12 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
967. | alien (month) | 95.11 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
968. | tstats[illblowurmind] (illb... | 95.10 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
969. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 95.09 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |