So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
25536. | Zuly (mychem) | 58.16 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
25537. | kameron (ironickatana) | 58.15 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
25538. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 58.15 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
25539. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 58.15 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
25540. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 58.15 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
25541. | Adarsh (adayag) | 58.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
25542. | Achinta (ysachinta) | 58.14 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
25543. | Amir (thebluebear) | 58.14 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
25544. | R (lysergs) | 58.14 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
25545. | yak (kurykkkk) | 58.13 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
25546. | chan (yukichat) | 58.13 | 91% | 2011-12-26 |
25547. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.13 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
25548. | DNK (dnk1ng) | 58.13 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
25549. | Viet (viet) | 58.13 | — | 2009-02-21 |
25550. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 58.13 | — | 2010-01-23 |
25551. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 58.13 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
25552. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 58.12 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
25553. | Rohit (rohit_saini) | 58.12 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
25554. | Bob (gra50) | 58.12 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
25555. | friendly guy (cfarhang) | 58.12 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
25556. | Takao (takao) | 58.12 | — | 2010-11-13 |
25557. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 58.12 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
25558. | seaweedOrca (h17unicorn) | 58.12 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
25559. | S (swethakolluri) | 58.12 | — | 2009-11-09 |
25560. | Zeeshan (zeegul) | 58.12 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
25561. | Inne (lonxonko) | 58.11 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
25562. | Katherine (kj_john316) | 58.11 | 94% | 2021-02-04 |
25563. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 58.11 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
25564. | Setthawut (iauntype) | 58.11 | 90% | 2014-05-23 |
25565. | Yohan (yohantyping) | 58.11 | 97% | 2015-03-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |