As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4008. | Macy (macylace) | 99.02 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
4009. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
4010. | (alifeofregret) | 99.02 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
4011. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 99.02 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
4012. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
4013. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
4014. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
4015. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
4016. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
4017. | Happy (candy02058912) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
4018. | BreathlessTyperX (newtyperx) | 98.97 | 99% | 2022-01-23 |
4019. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
4020. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
4021. | D (dmaulish) | 98.97 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
4022. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 98.97 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
4023. | Samantha (samananthak) | 98.97 | 100% | 2015-07-24 |
4024. | sop (sopyo) | 98.96 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
4025. | slow. (meeper24) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-06-04 |
4026. | Braeden (cheetoo) | 98.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
4027. | UnderwaterAir (underwaterco... | 98.94 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
4028. | Ingyou (ingsta) | 98.94 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
4029. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 98.94 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
4030. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
4031. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 98.94 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
4032. | floki3033 (floki3033) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
4033. | Guahahahah (guahahahah) | 98.92 | 99% | 2023-09-25 |
4034. | Daniel (incognitus) | 98.91 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
4035. | 🧋origin 👉 (chelsie999) | 98.91 | 98.2% | 2023-10-22 |
4036. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 98.91 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
4037. | bruh_momentum (travis358) | 98.91 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |