So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24874. | Rohit (mindprince) | 59.26 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
24875. | Giorgos (sogroig) | 59.26 | — | 2009-01-21 |
24876. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 59.26 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
24877. | decker (deckerk) | 59.25 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
24878. | Leonhard (leonhard3) | 59.25 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
24879. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 59.25 | 97% | 2015-02-26 |
24880. | jaysen (jaysentang91) | 59.25 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
24881. | Dyl (dylypickles) | 59.24 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
24882. | Parth (parthpsh) | 59.24 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
24883. | Marcel (akkerman) | 59.24 | 90% | 2016-12-24 |
24884. | bayu (bayurespati) | 59.24 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
24885. | Polom (polomfileni) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
24886. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
24887. | Dave (chichi) | 59.24 | — | 2008-08-19 |
24888. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 59.24 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
24889. | Pearl (amphetamine) | 59.24 | 85% | 2011-11-06 |
24890. | Slowerthanyou (plowsokecampos) | 59.23 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
24891. | Zahven (zahven) | 59.23 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
24892. | Marko (markovuc) | 59.23 | — | 2011-01-26 |
24893. | son (sonvan) | 59.23 | — | 2009-10-04 |
24894. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 59.23 | 89% | 2014-09-11 |
24895. | Nathan (harold_shipman) | 59.22 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
24896. | Leangveng (leangveng) | 59.22 | 91% | 2016-06-26 |
24897. | Phú (universestartheky22) | 59.22 | 95% | 2017-03-15 |
24898. | Ake100 (ake100) | 59.22 | — | 2010-09-26 |
24899. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
24900. | Mark (pap1) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
24901. | James (jjhertz) | 59.21 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
24902. | Gabriel (gibbigobgab) | 59.21 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
24903. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 59.21 | 94% | 2021-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |