I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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953. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
954. | Naqet (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
955. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
956. | Siper647 (siper647) | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-02-06 |
957. | oskar (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
958. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
959. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
960. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
961. | bray (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
962. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
963. | Nat (nat221b) | 88.73 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
964. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 95% | 2024-04-30 |
965. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
966. | andy (rainmaker123) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
967. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
968. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
969. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
970. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
971. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
972. | Zak938 (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
973. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
974. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
975. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 88.37 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
976. | Takatakatakatypetypetypetak... | 88.33 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
977. | MRLIAUW (mrliauw) | 88.32 | 96.1% | 2024-02-20 |
978. | tutnek (tutnek) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
979. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
980. | Austin (135792468) | 88.25 | 97.9% | 2024-01-07 |
981. | K1erz (k13rz) | 88.22 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
982. | Gegug (gegug) | 88.15 | 96.3% | 2023-09-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |