As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9404. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 82.01 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
9405. | not rage (sadge47) | 82.01 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
9406. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 82.01 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
9407. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 82.00 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
9408. | Jesse (jessald) | 82.00 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
9409. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
9410. | I ♥ Gym (2slow_2exist) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
9411. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 81.99 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
9412. | Stephen (severet) | 81.99 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
9413. | Ashley (ashley_raven) | 81.99 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
9414. | pew (pewdekz) | 81.99 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
9415. | ed72 (ed72) | 81.99 | 99.1% | 2023-11-19 |
9416. | Jane (sarf) | 81.98 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
9417. | anon (anon237) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
9418. | olololololol (pelel) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
9419. | Patrick (fubuki) | 81.98 | 88% | 2016-05-10 |
9420. | Sohei (sohei) | 81.97 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
9421. | Bryce (bryceweedz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
9422. | acewiz (acewiz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
9423. | kazuma (willysun7) | 81.96 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
9424. | set (setl1n) | 81.96 | 96.1% | 2021-01-31 |
9425. | nic (nicolas_k) | 81.96 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
9426. | Nano (nanohezna) | 81.96 | 85% | 2016-04-29 |
9427. | House V (housev) | 81.96 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
9428. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 81.96 | 93% | 2017-01-21 |
9429. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 81.95 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
9430. | Chris (chink344) | 81.95 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
9431. | Ivan (mudzap) | 81.95 | 96% | 2022-03-17 |
9432. | Moki (mokipls) | 81.95 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
9433. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 81.95 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |