So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22636. | Balla (tomi200029) | 62.95 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
22637. | Joe (cobiejoe) | 62.95 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
22638. | Carl (cahan004) | 62.94 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
22639. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 62.94 | 94% | 2022-06-11 |
22640. | Whatever_Works (whatever_wo... | 62.94 | 96.5% | 2023-11-01 |
22641. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 62.94 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
22642. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 62.94 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
22643. | deepak (deepak319) | 62.94 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
22644. | Ted (tedbondhus) | 62.94 | 94% | 2014-07-24 |
22645. | andrew (kankyu) | 62.94 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
22646. | Awesome (awesomesauce3303) | 62.94 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
22647. | Kieran (godquack) | 62.93 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
22648. | Maki (mxki) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
22649. | jataro's dolphin (i_believe... | 62.93 | 92% | 2021-11-29 |
22650. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 62.93 | 94% | 2019-03-25 |
22651. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 62.93 | — | 2009-03-17 |
22652. | Yummy Tommy (yummy_hotdog_m... | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
22653. | Subhash (sobadattyping) | 62.92 | 95% | 2022-12-08 |
22654. | AntonĂn (toniczech) | 62.92 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
22655. | Mark (hypixelegend) | 62.92 | 96% | 2021-02-20 |
22656. | Pat (patq) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-14 |
22657. | Patrick (rubby) | 62.92 | — | 2010-05-04 |
22658. | Emily (sillyem) | 62.91 | 96% | 2014-11-30 |
22659. | CJ (salasberryfin) | 62.91 | 95% | 2017-04-02 |
22660. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 62.91 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
22661. | pan (jjerry143) | 62.91 | — | 2010-04-06 |
22662. | Rahul (gautamrahul) | 62.91 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
22663. | Hatzkhamenei (hatzkhamenei) | 62.90 | 93% | 2016-11-07 |
22664. | Taavi (taavi) | 62.90 | 98% | 2012-08-10 |
22665. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 62.90 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |