As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4962. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 95.15 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
4963. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 95.15 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
4964. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 95.15 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
4965. | Kirsten (kpaisley) | 95.14 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
4966. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 95.14 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
4967. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 95.14 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
4968. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
4969. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-06-24 |
4970. | Sven (vlakz) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
4971. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.13 | 98% | 2018-05-20 |
4972. | Fexo (fexer) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
4973. | Diego (daggo145) | 95.13 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
4974. | paragraph31 (paragraph31) | 95.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
4975. | Brayden (breadone) | 95.11 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
4976. | Ashley (darlavsue12) | 95.11 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
4977. | 港女 (hkgal) | 95.11 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
4978. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
4979. | Ethan (manao) | 95.07 | 87% | 2015-05-14 |
4980. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 95.07 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
4981. | kookoo (lockloe) | 95.07 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
4982. | Peter (beterban) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
4983. | papa=d (diggaxgod) | 95.06 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
4984. | pappabowl (pappabowl) | 95.05 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
4985. | Kiproll (kiproll) | 95.04 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
4986. | bakr (_bakr) | 95.04 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
4987. | Jade (pokemonluv98) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
4988. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 95.03 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
4989. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 95.03 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
4990. | Joe (dawizardi) | 95.02 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
4991. | 1Week2Challenger (1week2cha... | 95.02 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |