As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7961. | Fox (axel92) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
7962. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
7963. | Sunkist (oktobiantodp) | 85.82 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
7964. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 85.82 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
7965. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 85.81 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
7966. | Rasul (rasul07) | 85.81 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
7967. | tstats[catpuplover] (catpup... | 85.81 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
7968. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 85.81 | 98% | 2015-07-03 |
7969. | csspring (sspring) | 85.80 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
7970. | Mom (mahm) | 85.80 | 91% | 2016-10-29 |
7971. | Anh (nta1207) | 85.80 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
7972. | Grant (gbuff) | 85.80 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
7973. | Dirtycarl (dirtycarl) | 85.79 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
7974. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 85.79 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
7975. | giodude.sp (giodudespencer) | 85.79 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
7976. | Norby (norby101) | 85.79 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
7977. | Parinaz (parinaz11) | 85.78 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
7978. | Steven (slowstev) | 85.78 | 94% | 2015-07-25 |
7979. | Faustino (tinoriffic) | 85.78 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
7980. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 85.78 | 89% | 2016-04-05 |
7981. | diva (vampirediva) | 85.77 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
7982. | niseboi (theweirdo9) | 85.77 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
7983. | Md. Musfiqur (dragon172) | 85.77 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
7984. | Neko (stanoje) | 85.76 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
7985. | Charles (tiki2tgt) | 85.76 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
7986. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 85.76 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
7987. | Oleh (oshate) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
7988. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 85.76 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
7989. | Brian (brian805) | 85.75 | 98% | 2015-10-10 |
7990. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |