As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6041. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
6042. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 91.56 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
6043. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 91.56 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
6044. | Lost (itslost) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
6045. | Lhyme (lhyme) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
6046. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
6047. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2023-10-29 |
6048. | Kyle (sbm66) | 91.54 | 93% | 2016-10-08 |
6049. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
6050. | D (never_procrastinate) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
6051. | big (bigfudge14) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
6052. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
6053. | PapaLoveYou (papaloveyou) | 91.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
6054. | PoorMansSalad (poormanssalad) | 91.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
6055. | No (bambusnippel) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
6056. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 91.53 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
6057. | Derek (duooreo) | 91.52 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
6058. | Unai (supernax) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
6059. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
6060. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.52 | 98% | 2024-03-13 |
6061. | Alex (auft) | 91.52 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
6062. | Slark (slark) | 91.52 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
6063. | Enzo (enz0123) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
6064. | Lily (b00mer7) | 91.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
6065. | Raalylen (raalylen) | 91.50 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
6066. | Aisuru (r_chin) | 91.50 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
6067. | ScottieDont (scottiedont) | 91.49 | 98.9% | 2023-10-28 |
6068. | .zeki (zek1shaa) | 91.48 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
6069. | Brandon (bigbeau) | 91.48 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
6070. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 91.48 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |