As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13670. | ITypeSlow1 (itypeslow1) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
13671. | hari (harisudewa) | 71.39 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
13672. | Bridget (bahns) | 71.39 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
13673. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 71.39 | 92% | 2017-04-20 |
13674. | Basit Ali (thebasitali) | 71.38 | 95.9% | 2024-01-01 |
13675. | Srihas (blooddena) | 71.38 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
13676. | Dark (darkelevent) | 71.37 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
13677. | CJ (blacky_08) | 71.37 | 98% | 2024-01-21 |
13678. | Nope (_sav) | 71.37 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
13679. | Grace (gracelyn21) | 71.37 | 97% | 2015-11-01 |
13680. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 71.37 | 94% | 2015-04-21 |
13681. | Varun (vslala) | 71.36 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
13682. | zapelots (zapelots) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
13683. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 71.36 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
13684. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 71.36 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
13685. | moyu (teledodol) | 71.36 | 86% | 2016-01-13 |
13686. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
13687. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 71.35 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
13688. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 71.35 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
13689. | Amol (amolrao) | 71.35 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
13690. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 71.35 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
13691. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 71.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
13692. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.35 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
13693. | Lucas (freere) | 71.34 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
13694. | Jells (jells01) | 71.34 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
13695. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 71.34 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
13696. | Aimz (aimizzle) | 71.34 | 87% | 2016-03-10 |
13697. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 71.33 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
13698. | Khairy (khairy) | 71.33 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
13699. | Nitesh (gokunik) | 71.32 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |