As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3299. | Jacob (zoticus) | 102.49 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
3300. | Douglas (ossmando) | 102.48 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
3301. | Kevin (the_nigerian_prince) | 102.47 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
3302. | Joshua (jspike397) | 102.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
3303. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 102.45 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
3304. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
3305. | Dan (danpan) | 102.43 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
3306. | januarius (januarius) | 102.43 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
3307. | Exta (smintz) | 102.42 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
3308. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 102.42 | 98.1% | 2024-01-22 |
3309. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 102.42 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
3310. | Edward (moshizie) | 102.41 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
3311. | Paul (pjr8) | 102.40 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
3312. | M5 (mariahendrikx) | 102.40 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
3313. | aaaa (guest77) | 102.39 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
3314. | Ethan (ethaner63) | 102.38 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
3315. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 102.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-26 |
3316. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 102.37 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
3317. | allan (zhangerbanger) | 102.37 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
3318. | Chris (planedriver) | 102.37 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
3319. | Longhorns Rule (kjbqwerty) | 102.37 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
3320. | Ed (edhac) | 102.36 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
3321. | p1e (jackholly) | 102.36 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
3322. | mogh (mogh) | 102.35 | 98.4% | 2024-04-09 |
3323. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 102.35 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
3324. | doge (muchtypewow) | 102.35 | 94% | 2017-05-25 |
3325. | Bara (mrbobby) | 102.34 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
3326. | cody (ocdy1001) | 102.34 | 98% | 2024-02-11 |
3327. | Aris (aslabaugh1496) | 102.34 | 100% | 2022-12-07 |
3328. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 102.34 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |