As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19471. | Junya (zyunn93) | 56.44 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
19472. | don (jeev07) | 56.44 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
19473. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 56.43 | 93% | 2019-04-01 |
19474. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 56.43 | 93% | 2016-03-04 |
19475. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 56.42 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
19476. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 56.42 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
19477. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 56.42 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
19478. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 56.41 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
19479. | Farid (farid_mdr11) | 56.40 | 94% | 2018-10-08 |
19480. | Armin (fusireto) | 56.40 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
19481. | Drake (dark_wing) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
19482. | Stank (stankyard) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
19483. | Neiladri (irdalien_on_typer... | 56.39 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
19484. | Gab (notyaboi) | 56.39 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
19485. | Vojtěch (macsoxxx) | 56.39 | 98% | 2017-02-21 |
19486. | tylermarshall (tytecher) | 56.39 | 86% | 2016-02-22 |
19487. | joki (jokistyle) | 56.38 | 94.3% | 2021-02-23 |
19488. | Jacob (intellectualbrick) | 56.38 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
19489. | Sinan (sinbin55) | 56.38 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
19490. | GBOY (gb01123581321) | 56.37 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
19491. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
19492. | Booob (noobieness) | 56.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
19493. | Ivan (ivannn_e) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-01-07 |
19494. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 56.36 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
19495. | Kyle (vanityx) | 56.35 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
19496. | Alex Jane (alex_jane) | 56.35 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
19497. | Dex (dexbuff) | 56.35 | 86% | 2016-11-28 |
19498. | Hannes (sileshar) | 56.35 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
19499. | Dylan (thedcgamez) | 56.34 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
19500. | Brookzerker (brookzerker) | 56.34 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |