Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1344. | (hexxed) | 93.38 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
1345. | Colin (xx_succ_xx) | 93.38 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
1346. | be nice slunt (jokii) | 93.35 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
1347. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 93.35 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
1348. | seez (seez) | 93.34 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
1349. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 93.32 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
1350. | dalineth (dalineth) | 93.31 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
1351. | Alexey (reggies) | 93.31 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
1352. | Feilem (feilem) | 93.30 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
1353. | Jaris (xersai) | 93.29 | 99% | 2020-02-25 |
1354. | James2 (james372) | 93.28 | 99% | 2019-09-15 |
1355. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.28 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
1356. | CREEP007 (creep007) | 93.27 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
1357. | Eladrod (eladrod) | 93.26 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
1358. | Casey (novacainr) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
1359. | (rayer) | 93.24 | 99% | 2019-05-17 |
1360. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 93.23 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
1361. | Emmett (silaada) | 93.23 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
1362. | David (sweetswiss) | 93.20 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
1363. | Yao (yaoyaoyao) | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
1364. | Manfred (jiawen97) | 93.17 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
1365. | moneycyrus (moneycyrus) | 93.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
1366. | cool (seshs) | 93.13 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
1367. | George (gbotev) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
1368. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 93.11 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
1369. | Bill (wyxoor) | 93.09 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
1370. | account deleted (xsession) | 93.09 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
1371. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
1372. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 93.06 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
1373. | ren (agauaen) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |