So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7455. | WICKED QUICK (devinduyt) | 91.35 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
7456. | Elias (eliasjr) | 91.35 | 98.5% | 2023-10-22 |
7457. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 91.35 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
7458. | jawwson (jawwso) | 91.35 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
7459. | Kimberly (kmbrlyngyn) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
7460. | cannotlose (kmoten) | 91.34 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
7461. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 91.34 | 95% | 2014-02-27 |
7462. | tstats[ritizzzz] (ritizzzz) | 91.34 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
7463. | Sonny (sonson88) | 91.34 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
7464. | J (huntnpek) | 91.34 | — | 2010-03-01 |
7465. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 91.34 | 95% | 2015-05-15 |
7466. | pen (lock3r) | 91.33 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
7467. | twitch.tv/facewaldx (facewa... | 91.33 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
7468. | Ali (saaani) | 91.33 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
7469. | Jay (eradekator) | 91.33 | — | 2009-02-14 |
7470. | Robin (care_plane) | 91.32 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
7471. | brainfasterthanfingers (big... | 91.31 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
7472. | Emmett (silaada) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
7473. | Victor (xrv1ck) | 91.30 | 95% | 2011-11-28 |
7474. | Backspace (walkert1097) | 91.30 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
7475. | Jeff (triaminic) | 91.30 | 92% | 2014-10-15 |
7476. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 91.30 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
7477. | Siavas (siavas) | 91.30 | 89% | 2016-01-02 |
7478. | reale (reale) | 91.30 | 98% | 2016-07-14 |
7479. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 91.30 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
7480. | Lydia (shiruzu) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
7481. | god (god_is_here) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
7482. | envy (ayytsklmao) | 91.29 | 98% | 2020-08-13 |
7483. | Kevin (itsk3vin) | 91.29 | 92% | 2011-10-23 |
7484. | h (justhurryupandmakemyacco... | 91.29 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |