You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1782. | Endstyle (endstylegg) | 77.41 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
1783. | Andy (aloran) | 77.41 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
1784. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 77.40 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
1785. | Andy (haondy) | 77.38 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
1786. | Faldi (faldir) | 77.37 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
1787. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
1788. | Jeff (litboi101) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
1789. | Ket (ket93) | 77.24 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
1790. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 77.24 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
1791. | Ibrahim (ibrahim1018) | 77.22 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
1792. | Famesh (fampatel) | 77.21 | 96% | 2020-05-11 |
1793. | China nº1 (patato123) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
1794. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 77.18 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
1795. | Timo (ubulin) | 77.18 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
1796. | Kris (kris_p_l) | 77.16 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
1797. | Ali (aloche) | 77.16 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
1798. | Jean (sibelius97) | 77.13 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
1799. | Genesis (genesisfrost) | 77.13 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
1800. | storm (stooormmm) | 77.13 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
1801. | Liam (instanterogenous) | 77.08 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
1802. | . (terminal201820) | 77.06 | 95% | 2018-12-11 |
1803. | Edgey (tedge) | 77.06 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
1804. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 77.05 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
1805. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 77.05 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
1806. | Eric (envyhope) | 76.98 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
1807. | Aashish (iamflash) | 76.97 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
1808. | Michael (larkorin) | 76.96 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
1809. | sa (sosa21) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
1810. | Waleed (waleedminer) | 76.94 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
1811. | Lucas (crimsonsidious) | 76.93 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |