The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8746. | Mudslide (dmonahan727) | 91.38 | 90% | 2013-04-26 |
8747. | 210 (badoop) | 91.37 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
8748. | Cody (cpark231) | 91.37 | 97% | 2014-01-29 |
8749. | Ashish (cty27love) | 91.37 | — | 2011-03-12 |
8750. | Daddy (wheresmaddy) | 91.37 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
8751. | Iris (iris) | 91.36 | 92% | 2012-11-21 |
8752. | hong (mikeyspikey) | 91.36 | — | 2010-11-25 |
8753. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 91.35 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
8754. | RabbitFood (rabbitfood) | 91.35 | 100% | 2021-12-29 |
8755. | Sofia (sofia1123) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
8756. | kalle (kallebrimbor) | 91.34 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
8757. | Jack (jack_terharoutunian) | 91.34 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
8758. | Tien Le (xtien) | 91.33 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
8759. | Zephyr (hiilikepie12345) | 91.33 | 95% | 2013-06-02 |
8760. | Thueras (thueras) | 91.33 | 97% | 2014-06-25 |
8761. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 91.33 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
8762. | Shubhankar (shubal) | 91.32 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
8763. | Alex (comptroller) | 91.32 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
8764. | Kay (dancer09) | 91.32 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
8765. | Connor (cjen) | 91.32 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
8766. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 91.32 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
8767. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 91.32 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
8768. | Zelda (zelda999) | 91.31 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
8769. | Sun (sunflower61) | 91.31 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
8770. | Jeff (jeffmartinedvan) | 91.31 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
8771. | Max (astounding_archer) | 91.31 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
8772. | Sohrab (ss_sohrab) | 91.30 | 96% | 2014-04-28 |
8773. | Vickie (phishy) | 91.30 | — | 2010-07-19 |
8774. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
8775. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 91.29 | 97% | 2012-07-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |