As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11968. | Vishal Singh (vizzzard) | 75.66 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
11969. | Syein (syein) | 75.66 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
11970. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 75.66 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
11971. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.66 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
11972. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 75.65 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
11973. | Piyush (piyush072) | 75.65 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
11974. | Alastair (brokenrules) | 75.64 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
11975. | 3ztzzy (3ztzzy) | 75.64 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
11976. | Toda (mobilebreeze) | 75.64 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
11977. | Hussain (malik1122) | 75.64 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
11978. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 75.64 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
11979. | Heather (heannn) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
11980. | Leo (leotong9589) | 75.63 | 98.6% | 2023-10-16 |
11981. | Karta (thundermoon_911) | 75.63 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
11982. | Chang (changwangee) | 75.63 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
11983. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 75.63 | 92% | 2016-07-25 |
11984. | bezrxk (bezrxk) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
11985. | squall (squalllionheart) | 75.62 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
11986. | Will (bangojett) | 75.62 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
11987. | ammar (ammarove) | 75.62 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
11988. | Lucas (akz92) | 75.62 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
11989. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 75.62 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
11990. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
11991. | Elliot (privateplague) | 75.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
11992. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 75.61 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
11993. | Antti (jormala) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
11994. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
11995. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 75.60 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
11996. | Divya (divya_16) | 75.60 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
11997. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |