As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4626. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 96.50 | 100% | 2018-10-22 |
4627. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
4628. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
4629. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
4630. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
4631. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
4632. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
4633. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
4634. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
4635. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.46 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
4636. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.46 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
4637. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
4638. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
4639. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
4640. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
4641. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
4642. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
4643. | jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
4644. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
4645. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
4646. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
4647. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
4648. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
4649. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
4650. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
4651. | Jay (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
4652. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
4653. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
4654. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
4655. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |