As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8898. | Aldin (aldebog) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
8899. | Josh (retrodaredevil) | 83.30 | 99% | 2017-12-27 |
8900. | Jacob (jacotaco) | 83.29 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
8901. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
8902. | not (not_vidhu) | 83.29 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
8903. | Kylee (cheyna) | 83.29 | 96% | 2015-09-04 |
8904. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 83.29 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
8905. | Max (astounding_archer) | 83.28 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
8906. | Penguin (superpenguin9) | 83.28 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
8907. | bea (bea901) | 83.28 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
8908. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
8909. | Bilb (j_pish) | 83.28 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
8910. | Dean (cakeissuccess) | 83.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
8911. | jj (cloutmaester) | 83.27 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
8912. | John (jeongyeonjoa) | 83.27 | 96% | 2016-10-12 |
8913. | mars (marswork) | 83.27 | 94% | 2015-06-19 |
8914. | Jony (jonycolemak) | 83.26 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
8915. | elclid (elclid) | 83.26 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
8916. | Snow (snowinskii) | 83.26 | 99% | 2023-12-04 |
8917. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 83.26 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
8918. | Fowlron (fowlron) | 83.26 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
8919. | Sherzat (sherzat3) | 83.26 | 92% | 2015-10-18 |
8920. | Nick (saumera) | 83.26 | 97% | 2015-11-19 |
8921. | Aishiteru (daedalus__) | 83.25 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
8922. | Yali (yalib) | 83.25 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
8923. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 83.25 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
8924. | Roger (rogergnay) | 83.25 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
8925. | Ali (turab) | 83.25 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
8926. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 83.25 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
8927. | kentlim (lsk133) | 83.24 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |