So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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33999. | Harish (sriharish) | 36.49 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
34000. | James (hogg) | 36.46 | — | 2009-05-29 |
34001. | Bart (bartok) | 36.43 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
34002. | Ben (stucke) | 36.42 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
34003. | JAMES (the_jamesbond_007) | 36.41 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
34004. | leonardo (lokiu4869) | 36.40 | 95% | 2012-08-30 |
34005. | Ahmad (alkaff_pro) | 36.38 | 90% | 2013-05-03 |
34006. | Merrie (mhareschs) | 36.35 | 84% | 2011-08-05 |
34007. | andy (andytino) | 36.35 | 94% | 2017-01-01 |
34008. | humaun (humaun1) | 36.34 | 92.6% | 2021-02-15 |
34009. | Zake (zonder9162) | 36.28 | 92% | 2022-08-17 |
34010. | Jamaica M. Ortega (mockinjam) | 36.28 | 93% | 2014-10-03 |
34011. | marissa (marissa26) | 36.28 | — | 2009-12-01 |
34012. | Matthew (mcline7008) | 36.27 | 98% | 2014-07-17 |
34013. | Oz (ozeee) | 36.24 | — | 2009-01-28 |
34014. | Sam (purple_wing) | 36.22 | 94% | 2023-08-30 |
34015. | sher (sherahmad) | 36.21 | — | 2010-02-26 |
34016. | Paul (brandari) | 36.21 | — | 2009-08-04 |
34017. | Fantailfishy (ftail) | 36.16 | 81% | 2014-10-15 |
34018. | Feakl (feakl) | 36.14 | 93% | 2021-04-20 |
34019. | nayely (tellez) | 36.04 | — | 2009-01-16 |
34020. | B (awadf) | 36.01 | 92% | 2021-10-20 |
34021. | Diane (mrsmurf) | 36.00 | 89% | 2011-05-10 |
34022. | itai (itai) | 35.99 | — | 2009-05-14 |
34023. | C (mc090238) | 35.98 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
34024. | Philip (wawa1991) | 35.97 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
34025. | Ali (aliv) | 35.97 | — | 2010-12-18 |
34026. | Fadunchoo (faduncho) | 35.96 | 91% | 2022-07-21 |
34027. | Tuya (tuya_) | 35.93 | 86% | 2015-09-22 |
34028. | Ork (orksim) | 35.93 | — | 2010-12-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |