Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5785. | Neil (neilharbin0) | 50.51 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
5786. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 50.49 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
5787. | Verne (vverne) | 50.48 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
5788. | Caleb (calebjrh) | 50.47 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
5789. | Bradley (bradman41) | 50.46 | 91% | 2017-07-23 |
5790. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 50.43 | 93% | 2020-12-07 |
5791. | Wolf (ch0jr4k) | 50.34 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
5792. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 50.34 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
5793. | Vencel (vincentcouch) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
5794. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
5795. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 50.23 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
5796. | sohaib (sohaibka) | 50.21 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
5797. | Rohith (specialabyss6_) | 50.21 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
5798. | adi (ogah) | 50.20 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
5799. | Yoby (yobynad) | 50.17 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
5800. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 50.17 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
5801. | shailendrasinh (shail88) | 50.16 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
5802. | McCluck (mccluck) | 50.16 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
5803. | Eirik (jabombay) | 50.16 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
5804. | Ash (ashleveltyping) | 50.15 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
5805. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 50.13 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
5806. | Fearless (fearless_) | 50.12 | 93% | 2020-10-07 |
5807. | plip (plip) | 50.12 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
5808. | bryan (bryan1111) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-17 |
5809. | fullysun (fullsun) | 50.10 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
5810. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-01 |
5811. | Avi (suppppp) | 50.09 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
5812. | Songnay (songnay) | 50.08 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
5813. | kamikadze (kamikadze009) | 50.05 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
5814. | kosta (edc654) | 50.04 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |