Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1348. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
1349. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 88.21 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
1350. | Anton (tutantontut) | 88.20 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
1351. | m (ogtong) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
1352. | joniboi (joniboi) | 88.20 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
1353. | Kevin (judgejoebrwn) | 88.18 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
1354. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
1355. | Tech (techqz) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
1356. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 88.13 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
1357. | sheep (theonesheep) | 88.12 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
1358. | Victor (vhlin) | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
1359. | ❄IcyFoxer🦊 (deamonfox) | 88.07 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
1360. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 88.06 | 98% | 2018-10-08 |
1361. | wilson ;~; (aaahrgrhh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
1362. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 88.04 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
1363. | (clouhhd_) | 88.03 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
1364. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 87.97 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
1365. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 87.97 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
1366. | Albert (jabamabird) | 87.95 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
1367. | BR (brdiesel) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
1368. | Jesse (cliev) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
1369. | Joshua (ningeek212) | 87.94 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
1370. | Stewfeed (chaniiiii) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-07-23 |
1371. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 87.93 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
1372. | Sameer (sameer_2) | 87.91 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
1373. | Sora (soralimit) | 87.88 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
1374. | Luke (doleo) | 87.87 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
1375. | James (jgray56) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
1376. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.84 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
1377. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 87.82 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |