So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13450. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 78.49 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
13451. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 78.48 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
13452. | David (wdnch) | 78.48 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
13453. | Jason (jasonfrazure) | 78.48 | 95% | 2016-01-15 |
13454. | BELIEVE-GOD (debss) | 78.48 | 92% | 2014-03-10 |
13455. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
13456. | Tim (tim28) | 78.47 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
13457. | shallot (shallot) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
13458. | K1erz (k13rz) | 78.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-20 |
13459. | r (arcy) | 78.47 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
13460. | James (fastfasterfastest) | 78.47 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
13461. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 78.47 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
13462. | Ze (taludon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
13463. | Henry (henzee) | 78.47 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
13464. | Luthriel (luthriel) | 78.47 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
13465. | Arjun (arjun_0004) | 78.47 | 97.8% | 2021-02-27 |
13466. | Willey (shadowheart123) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
13467. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
13468. | _ (gglean) | 78.46 | 99% | 2023-07-02 |
13469. | Alan (alal22) | 78.46 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
13470. | yugo (kecman) | 78.46 | 89% | 2012-07-26 |
13471. | Chris (clibonati) | 78.45 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
13472. | harles (harles) | 78.45 | — | 2008-09-25 |
13473. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 78.45 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
13474. | pea (pbarakat) | 78.45 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
13475. | type (typegod1123) | 78.44 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
13476. | Nat (ngg4) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
13477. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 78.44 | 95% | 2015-02-03 |
13478. | PBH (pbh19950) | 78.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
13479. | Alexander (rodion) | 78.43 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |