As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19075. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 57.47 | 94% | 2021-02-21 |
19076. | Trungul (trungul) | 57.47 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
19077. | Atm. Towhid (towhidbd) | 57.46 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
19078. | Yasser (psychoblazem) | 57.46 | 95% | 2016-03-18 |
19079. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 57.46 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
19080. | Kristian (krissen) | 57.45 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
19081. | Phyzem (jaguilar625) | 57.45 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
19082. | Mike (eatmykeyster) | 57.45 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
19083. | Sam (man_named_sam) | 57.44 | 98% | 2023-09-09 |
19084. | Mustafa (mustafah04) | 57.44 | 95.3% | 2023-10-06 |
19085. | Viktor (c0re_dump) | 57.43 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
19086. | nitro (ameya27) | 57.43 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
19087. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 57.43 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
19088. | R (rc_da) | 57.43 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
19089. | Talgat (talabek) | 57.43 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
19090. | Alden (aldendino) | 57.43 | 93% | 2015-06-28 |
19091. | Shivaraj (turing1729) | 57.42 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
19092. | gab (aftergab) | 57.42 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
19093. | sw1ftkd225 (shabunda) | 57.42 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
19094. | Ravi (ravi10000) | 57.41 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
19095. | Thomas (raketkillen) | 57.41 | 81% | 2017-01-22 |
19096. | Gabriel (gabdrz) | 57.41 | 95% | 2021-02-07 |
19097. | Randall (randyyanish) | 57.40 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
19098. | Shatrunjai (shatru) | 57.40 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
19099. | SUNIL (sunil_babyblu) | 57.40 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
19100. | rizki (rizkix) | 57.40 | 92% | 2015-07-23 |
19101. | Yani (yani540) | 57.39 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
19102. | gooner extrordinare (samakka) | 57.39 | 85% | 2016-09-13 |
19103. | tourist (amey_9) | 57.39 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
19104. | Shu (shuuouma) | 57.39 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |