Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1854. | Mark (msg0192) | 87.45 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
1855. | Emre (wrraith) | 87.43 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
1856. | agyon (meikaina) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
1857. | tenga (violxt) | 87.41 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
1858. | Kevin (yinkr) | 87.40 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
1859. | 景弱智 (jasontgm1221) | 87.40 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
1860. | Previous (previouslol) | 87.37 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
1861. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 87.36 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
1862. | Gabe (rubikcrube) | 87.34 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
1863. | Junya (junia) | 87.33 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
1864. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 87.28 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
1865. | King (lil_bygone) | 87.27 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
1866. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 87.27 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
1867. | Night (nightparade) | 87.25 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
1868. | Trenton (ragefast) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
1869. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 87.19 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
1870. | RacinGalaxy (racingalaxy) | 87.16 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
1871. | DeadEyeKozi (deadeyekozi) | 87.16 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
1872. | Senin (senin8pagi) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
1873. | nick (icebyte) | 87.16 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
1874. | Katana (katanapanda) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
1875. | grace (graceszymk) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
1876. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 87.14 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
1877. | galei (galei) | 87.13 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
1878. | Sophie (sophieloaf) | 87.13 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
1879. | Khoi (khoitran) | 87.12 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
1880. | i type with 2 fingers (manu... | 87.11 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
1881. | Kevin (creepymk) | 87.11 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
1882. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.10 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
1883. | thonk (suicune3) | 87.09 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |