So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8487. | Macho (johnsonslightbulb) | 88.62 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
8488. | Val (valenre) | 88.62 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
8489. | Refu (omgwhyme) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
8490. | Cat (pliva) | 88.62 | 94% | 2012-09-18 |
8491. | Ian (unapparatus) | 88.61 | 97% | 2012-09-13 |
8492. | Bryan (bmoney217) | 88.61 | 99% | 2023-08-16 |
8493. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 88.61 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
8494. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 88.61 | 99% | 2014-07-24 |
8495. | Vexors (vexors) | 88.60 | 95% | 2016-05-31 |
8496. | Largo (aswad2) | 88.60 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
8497. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 88.60 | — | 2010-11-11 |
8498. | Always (alwayslast123) | 88.59 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
8499. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 88.59 | 97% | 2016-07-09 |
8500. | Kieran (glasses85) | 88.59 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
8501. | Isaiah (reshilimar) | 88.58 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
8502. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 88.58 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
8503. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 88.57 | 97.6% | 2023-10-11 |
8504. | Caleb (syfulis) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
8505. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 88.57 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
8506. | Daniel (belakor) | 88.57 | 98% | 2011-09-29 |
8507. | Justin (necrosan) | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
8508. | Andrew (scythe89) | 88.57 | — | 2011-03-22 |
8509. | Nio (nio21) | 88.57 | 98% | 2013-09-10 |
8510. | Oliver (guggero) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
8511. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 88.56 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
8512. | ⠀ (aragorn_the_snake) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
8513. | touch grass (midca) | 88.56 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
8514. | drs247 (drs247) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
8515. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 88.56 | 98% | 2012-06-02 |
8516. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 88.55 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |