As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19700. | Squikk (squikk) | 55.66 | 92% | 2021-12-12 |
19701. | Shrubber (shrubber) | 55.66 | 94% | 2020-12-10 |
19702. | dev (devgiri0082) | 55.66 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
19703. | Noushad (noushadkhan1994) | 55.66 | 98% | 2019-08-03 |
19704. | Alper (arcuan) | 55.66 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
19705. | Rj (arjitsx) | 55.65 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
19706. | G (kalmyk) | 55.64 | 94% | 2016-08-16 |
19707. | Mạnh (mustbesuccess) | 55.64 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
19708. | Scwexxy (imscreecher) | 55.64 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
19709. | Ana (anophoo) | 55.64 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
19710. | ChronoWolf8 🐺 (kaydenlem... | 55.63 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
19711. | fihee (fihee) | 55.63 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
19712. | Steve (speedyboiiiii69) | 55.62 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
19713. | Sam (sampatrickds) | 55.62 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
19714. | spoon (ivebrokendown) | 55.62 | 95% | 2020-10-22 |
19715. | Sheraz (khanatscp) | 55.62 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
19716. | Pengy (afrazierboy2001) | 55.61 | 94% | 2018-10-05 |
19717. | Magnus (schlagervitz) | 55.61 | 96% | 2016-09-04 |
19718. | Alan (alan17navarro) | 55.61 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
19719. | Prasetyo (splizert) | 55.61 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
19720. | Bas (basawasa) | 55.60 | 94% | 2020-05-08 |
19721. | Solomon (deputycommissioner... | 55.60 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
19722. | Friggin (deth_lettus) | 55.59 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
19723. | matthew (nezuko) | 55.59 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
19724. | ko (nakanidashite) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
19725. | P (pracs210) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
19726. | Sasuke (sasuke0004) | 55.59 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
19727. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.59 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
19728. | y (bzy107) | 55.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
19729. | Michael (magic_michael) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |