The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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28462. | Systemic (systemic) | 54.61 | — | 2010-12-24 |
28463. | BLDYSHRK (bloodyshark) | 54.61 | 95% | 2023-08-22 |
28464. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 54.61 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
28465. | abhi (abhi_sama) | 54.61 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
28466. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 54.61 | — | 2010-03-17 |
28467. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 54.60 | 90% | 2013-12-01 |
28468. | rico (ocir22) | 54.60 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
28469. | Sean (polosauris) | 54.60 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
28470. | Alexia (lexcellent) | 54.60 | 88% | 2016-11-01 |
28471. | Simon (simonlindholm) | 54.60 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
28472. | Nasser (_nasser) | 54.59 | 91% | 2014-06-06 |
28473. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 54.59 | 91% | 2015-02-23 |
28474. | Puneet (enigmaticrafiki) | 54.59 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
28475. | Niklas (niklasfi) | 54.59 | — | 2009-08-18 |
28476. | Weicong (ithaos) | 54.59 | — | 2010-11-25 |
28477. | Cuong (halongslegend) | 54.59 | 93% | 2021-03-13 |
28478. | Elke (elkekem) | 54.58 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
28479. | rajiv (satyamevajayathe) | 54.58 | 93% | 2011-08-27 |
28480. | Titan (harshalharame) | 54.58 | 94% | 2023-02-28 |
28481. | Antoine (thequantumnova) | 54.58 | 84% | 2016-04-28 |
28482. | Captain (thunhan) | 54.57 | 95% | 2021-06-04 |
28483. | John (rileytolentino13) | 54.57 | 89% | 2016-12-31 |
28484. | Rea (leaca) | 54.56 | 95% | 2015-11-06 |
28485. | Evan (ebilton) | 54.56 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
28486. | O.U. (hotwater1228) | 54.55 | 84% | 2011-05-20 |
28487. | SajiB (sajib66) | 54.55 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
28488. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 54.55 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
28489. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 54.55 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
28490. | Bùi (thundergod1311) | 54.54 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
28491. | Gyanendra (gyanshukla) | 54.54 | 94.8% | 2021-02-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |