I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1672. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
1673. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 98% | 2024-01-21 |
1674. | Dagger (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94% | 2024-03-18 |
1675. | manish (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
1676. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
1677. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
1678. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
1679. | Manuel (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
1680. | ego (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
1681. | Jonathan (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
1682. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
1683. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
1684. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
1685. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96% | 2024-03-16 |
1686. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
1687. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 67.29 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
1688. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98% | 2023-10-16 |
1689. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
1690. | vvaciej (vvaciej) | 66.99 | 96% | 2023-11-22 |
1691. | mohammed (momotan039) | 66.92 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
1692. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
1693. | olijoao (olijoao) | 66.45 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
1694. | Tonkata (_tonkata_) | 66.32 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
1695. | Kunal (boomlion) | 66.19 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
1696. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
1697. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 66.00 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
1698. | Jenn (jbmoak) | 65.86 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1699. | Fryyed (fryyedup) | 65.58 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
1700. | Alex (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94% | 2023-05-19 |
1701. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 65.34 | 97% | 2024-03-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |