As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19853. | Alex (esquiaqui) | 55.40 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
19854. | Benas (k0smosas) | 55.40 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
19855. | spencer (sinisterserpent) | 55.39 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
19856. | Eland (eelind) | 55.39 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
19857. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 55.39 | 91% | 2017-05-19 |
19858. | Tyler (tlewy633) | 55.38 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
19859. | Matt (m_darkeyes) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
19860. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
19861. | andrea (piccolo90) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-11-13 |
19862. | Eric (d_m_t) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
19863. | Lenny (lenny227) | 55.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
19864. | Waseem (was11) | 55.37 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
19865. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 55.37 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
19866. | Nirav (niravt) | 55.37 | 88% | 2017-05-03 |
19867. | Cassi (slowerthanmolasses) | 55.37 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
19868. | Benji (benjijg) | 55.37 | 89% | 2015-05-01 |
19869. | satanjay (satanjay) | 55.36 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
19870. | Wong (60484916) | 55.35 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
19871. | nitro (nitrocircus) | 55.35 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
19872. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 55.35 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
19873. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.35 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
19874. | alex (alexsf_9000) | 55.34 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
19875. | gi (gi_prim) | 55.34 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
19876. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 55.33 | 96.3% | 2021-02-01 |
19877. | tstats[clerinng] (clerinng) | 55.33 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
19878. | Omar (omar_hafez) | 55.32 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
19879. | giraffe (buzzcity14) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
19880. | Shahzod (shakhzod1777) | 55.32 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
19881. | jai (predator726) | 55.31 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
19882. | antonio (notnotignorant) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |