So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4610. | Bling (noupdate) | 100.22 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
4611. | Ambie (ambierona) | 100.22 | — | 2009-05-22 |
4612. | Brendan (chainsawarms) | 100.21 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
4613. | Next (nextjk) | 100.21 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
4614. | Dan (ramadanl) | 100.21 | 97% | 2012-11-06 |
4615. | asdf (shrug) | 100.21 | 94% | 2011-11-08 |
4616. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 100.20 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
4617. | adamski (adast1337) | 100.20 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
4618. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 100.20 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
4619. | Ed (edhawks) | 100.20 | 94% | 2015-06-04 |
4620. | Seb (stwice) | 100.20 | — | 2009-07-09 |
4621. | asd (thehommus) | 100.19 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
4622. | Phoenix (phoenixwolfer) | 100.19 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
4623. | cheryyyyy (cheryyyyy) | 100.19 | 99% | 2022-03-29 |
4624. | Nick (nick_lowe01) | 100.19 | — | 2008-12-08 |
4625. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 100.19 | 98% | 2017-08-04 |
4626. | tstats[massive_man4] (massi... | 100.18 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
4627. | Dylan (dtg32148) | 100.18 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
4628. | Jon (jonboi) | 100.18 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
4629. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 100.18 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
4630. | Renat (rem132) | 100.17 | — | 2008-11-17 |
4631. | Eddie (pelosm) | 100.17 | — | 2008-09-11 |
4632. | Kristen (liangk1) | 100.17 | 84% | 2016-06-03 |
4633. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 100.16 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
4634. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 100.16 | 98.5% | 2021-02-20 |
4635. | Joe (joegnu) | 100.16 | 98% | 2013-04-08 |
4636. | Sinfullx (sinfullx) | 100.16 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
4637. | bazzinga (coimbra) | 100.16 | — | 2009-04-15 |
4638. | Eric (enam0005) | 100.15 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
4639. | Rong Liew (springbaron) | 100.15 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |