So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6811. | Jonas (jonas9) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-13 |
6812. | Kevan (kevan) | 93.16 | — | 2009-11-12 |
6813. | Mike (bruteforesight) | 93.16 | 88% | 2013-09-10 |
6814. | Blake (sodasiphon) | 93.16 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
6815. | Séamus (shay42) | 93.16 | 99% | 2015-12-25 |
6816. | Amos (amosbird) | 93.16 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
6817. | Rishi (bhuri) | 93.15 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
6818. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
6819. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 93.15 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
6820. | Zaine (zyrrol) | 93.15 | 94% | 2011-09-10 |
6821. | Kiyeon (femto3f) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
6822. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
6823. | tstats[s2dent] (s2dent) | 93.14 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
6824. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 93.14 | 99% | 2014-01-24 |
6825. | alex (dcaa) | 93.14 | — | 2010-04-29 |
6826. | QJ (qiangjianfan) | 93.13 | 86% | 2014-05-04 |
6827. | cecilia (plumerias) | 93.12 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
6828. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 93.12 | 95% | 2012-07-15 |
6829. | Jay (jaythesloth) | 93.11 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
6830. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 93.11 | 96% | 2011-11-15 |
6831. | Si Per Trer (sipertrer) | 93.10 | 98.5% | 2023-10-26 |
6832. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
6833. | Serena (pea_nut) | 93.10 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
6834. | memory_leak (overloaded) | 93.10 | 89% | 2015-02-28 |
6835. | Kevin (greenleafy) | 93.08 | 90% | 2015-08-18 |
6836. | substring (substring) | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-04-23 |
6837. | Cooper (cooper6581) | 93.07 | 95% | 2014-12-10 |
6838. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 93.07 | — | 2011-01-05 |
6839. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 93.07 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
6840. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 93.06 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |