Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4378. | Spriggan (spriggan22) | 51.44 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
4379. | 💩🐐 (2plus2is4) | 51.38 | 93% | 2018-11-30 |
4380. | Stefan (rooveno) | 51.38 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
4381. | GabWasTaken (bored_dude) | 51.34 | 95% | 2021-08-20 |
4382. | Lior (lior8413) | 51.33 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
4383. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 51.30 | 96% | 2019-10-21 |
4384. | Jan (lastjannosaurus) | 51.29 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
4385. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 51.23 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
4386. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 51.19 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
4387. | I committed tax fraud (i_co... | 51.18 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
4388. | Thang (thangnh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2019-09-10 |
4389. | Timon (lokesh_singh) | 51.16 | 95% | 2018-07-11 |
4390. | Timothy (timmysanantonio) | 51.16 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
4391. | nashat (nashat90) | 51.15 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
4392. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 51.14 | 94% | 2018-03-24 |
4393. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 51.12 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
4394. | Rahul (russellriago) | 51.09 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
4395. | Animus (animuss) | 51.08 | 96% | 2019-12-27 |
4396. | Karen (kdevera) | 51.06 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
4397. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 51.04 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
4398. | Mike (mikayelb) | 51.03 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
4399. | Dharma (cdharmateja) | 51.01 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
4400. | Filip (fifi_wilk) | 51.01 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
4401. | nayan (nayan1986) | 50.98 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
4402. | uwu (sowie) | 50.98 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
4403. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 50.97 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
4404. | Jam (cayajam) | 50.94 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
4405. | Lucifer (luc_cooper) | 50.92 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
4406. | Steven (txp2037) | 50.91 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
4407. | Thanh (thucdon92) | 50.88 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |