As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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22668. | Brooklyn (brooklyn_new_york) | 43.71 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
22669. | Truong (haotypes) | 43.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-03 |
22670. | Celia (celialg) | 43.70 | 93% | 2015-09-18 |
22671. | Suman (suman.arboc@gmail.com) | 43.70 | 96% | 2017-11-20 |
22672. | gaurab (wind00) | 43.68 | 96.5% | 2023-10-01 |
22673. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 43.67 | 91% | 2015-05-05 |
22674. | Alex (shunding) | 43.67 | 89% | 2016-02-01 |
22675. | Summonk (summonk57) | 43.66 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
22676. | Travis (travis_f_webb) | 43.64 | 95% | 2023-05-02 |
22677. | ahmed (iziz1994) | 43.64 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
22678. | . (juliois) | 43.63 | 95.2% | 2021-02-03 |
22679. | Wallace (wallacecffan) | 43.62 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
22680. | Raphael (raph8888) | 43.62 | 90% | 2016-02-11 |
22681. | Ayush (man743) | 43.61 | 93% | 2022-08-02 |
22682. | Mia (mia_pie) | 43.60 | 93% | 2015-06-16 |
22683. | Pyro (pyroit) | 43.60 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
22684. | Absurd (foreveryoung18) | 43.59 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
22685. | Robert (rmedin04) | 43.59 | 85% | 2017-05-26 |
22686. | Ronal (ronal_st) | 43.56 | 93% | 2023-09-08 |
22687. | Aaron (liron2007) | 43.55 | 94% | 2023-04-25 |
22688. | zuabir (zbkhan) | 43.54 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
22689. | Muhammed (naseebnex) | 43.53 | 93% | 2020-12-20 |
22690. | Cameron (archori) | 43.52 | 92% | 2016-08-01 |
22691. | Slowpoke (slowpoke_driving) | 43.52 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
22692. | Eayk (eayk) | 43.51 | 89% | 2016-04-03 |
22693. | Katie (blissbee7) | 43.49 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
22694. | (star94fm) | 43.49 | 93% | 2023-01-09 |
22695. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 43.49 | 93% | 2019-07-05 |
22696. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 43.48 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
22697. | Maxton (phishmax) | 43.47 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |