So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10822. | Jo/yf (yousseff) | 83.37 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
10823. | Donee (volts5) | 83.37 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
10824. | Rajat (rajatkhanduja) | 83.37 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
10825. | Ren (yozj) | 83.37 | 95% | 2017-11-01 |
10826. | Shanks (shankspvp) | 83.36 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
10827. | Derek (dkgeng15) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
10828. | noah (noahdj) | 83.36 | 98% | 2014-02-13 |
10829. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 83.36 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
10830. | Sean (rrshift) | 83.36 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
10831. | MamyPoko (mamypoko) | 83.36 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
10832. | Mikkel (gmikkel) | 83.35 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
10833. | Gledi (downcast) | 83.35 | 93% | 2012-11-01 |
10834. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 83.34 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
10835. | WayLay (waylay17) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
10836. | Vince (kavden_v) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
10837. | Sammy (sammyf) | 83.34 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
10838. | Dan (takethecake) | 83.33 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
10839. | Replicant (replicant09) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
10840. | Fast (fastturkish) | 83.33 | 95% | 2013-07-01 |
10841. | Anna (azn11) | 83.33 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
10842. | Origami (0rigami) | 83.33 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
10843. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
10844. | LULU (luluthecow) | 83.32 | 94% | 2018-09-12 |
10845. | lemon (lemondemon) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
10846. | Games (itzbond) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
10847. | Erick (erickbrsao) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
10848. | Mitchell (mitchfest) | 83.32 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
10849. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 83.32 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
10850. | lonerz (lonerz) | 83.31 | 93% | 2016-04-06 |
10851. | kay (hamsterdam2) | 83.31 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |