As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15615. | Shadow (ultrashadow787) | 66.62 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
15616. | Timato (timato24) | 66.62 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
15617. | uracra (uracra) | 66.62 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
15618. | ಠ▄ಠ (bettermichael) | 66.62 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
15619. | . (daringport) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
15620. | killua1222 (killua1222) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
15621. | James (yams_12) | 66.61 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
15622. | jirafey (jirafey) | 66.61 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
15623. | Felipe (felipekde) | 66.61 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
15624. | Ashraful (the_mover) | 66.60 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
15625. | Chario (chario) | 66.60 | 94% | 2020-04-11 |
15626. | Joseph (jdog_ld) | 66.60 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
15627. | Danny (dannyemad) | 66.60 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
15628. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 66.60 | 94% | 2017-12-01 |
15629. | Trippis (djomlax) | 66.60 | 88% | 2016-07-04 |
15630. | Anestis (anestis) | 66.60 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
15631. | Zane (redskore) | 66.59 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
15632. | Vali (valibraimi) | 66.59 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
15633. | Vic (jvic) | 66.59 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
15634. | Donian (donian) | 66.59 | 93% | 2016-06-06 |
15635. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 66.59 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
15636. | Patrick (eishfantastik) | 66.58 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
15637. | Arman (148038) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
15638. | Gilbert (molisafirefox) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
15639. | Mari (marive) | 66.57 | 96.9% | 2023-10-15 |
15640. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
15641. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 66.57 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
15642. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
15643. | Younus (younuskhan) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
15644. | Lord (lord_galopp) | 66.57 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |