So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9938. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 85.28 | — | 2009-05-20 |
9939. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 85.28 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
9940. | Faisal (mfaisal98) | 85.28 | — | 2010-06-05 |
9941. | Michael (shortguy014) | 85.27 | — | 2010-05-14 |
9942. | Jason (r_matey) | 85.27 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
9943. | kunseitarako (kunseitarako) | 85.27 | 89% | 2015-10-10 |
9944. | M♭ (museican) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
9945. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 85.26 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
9946. | naruto (uzumak1) | 85.26 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
9947. | Robert (stantor) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
9948. | msuriar (muzster) | 85.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
9949. | Avi (avi_130) | 85.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
9950. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 85.25 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
9951. | fjiang (fjiang) | 85.24 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
9952. | Leah (leah_is_not_available) | 85.24 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
9953. | Ryan (icednz) | 85.24 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
9954. | Ansar (paxaq) | 85.23 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
9955. | Joshua (rbmilc) | 85.23 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
9956. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 85.23 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
9957. | Victor (tohorvic) | 85.23 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
9958. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 85.23 | — | 2009-09-18 |
9959. | Crissvil (khadaffy) | 85.23 | — | 2011-03-24 |
9960. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 85.22 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
9961. | Uttam (uttamkhanal) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
9962. | Teddy (deimondb) | 85.22 | 98% | 2014-06-10 |
9963. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 85.22 | 96% | 2013-09-16 |
9964. | Nick (niickgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
9965. | Miranda (moonlight88) | 85.21 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
9966. | Brent (avoc17) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
9967. | Ryan (rhinojc) | 85.21 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |