Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4503. | CHOO (thefuturist) | 57.88 | 94% | 2020-08-05 |
4504. | tang (tangngng) | 57.87 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
4505. | Jake (jakegauvinn) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
4506. | Appa (abdallah99) | 57.86 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
4507. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 57.86 | 94% | 2018-05-26 |
4508. | yesdef (yesdefinitely) | 57.86 | 97% | 2017-09-29 |
4509. | obama (balduin) | 57.86 | 93% | 2018-01-29 |
4510. | j (jk993) | 57.85 | 95% | 2017-10-22 |
4511. | Milvs (milvstho) | 57.84 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
4512. | John (alperay) | 57.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
4513. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 57.82 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
4514. | Paul (faridbang97) | 57.82 | 95% | 2019-12-26 |
4515. | Michael (frostmy3) | 57.82 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
4516. | wang (wangtest1) | 57.82 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
4517. | Saurav (saurav555) | 57.81 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
4518. | Sam (sammack87) | 57.80 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
4519. | Jacob (rath130) | 57.78 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
4520. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 57.77 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
4521. | Charlie (mittalmar) | 57.76 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
4522. | Jun (ricktrajan) | 57.75 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
4523. | Sarath (arrahman) | 57.75 | 95% | 2018-07-17 |
4524. | Rafail (raphaelpap) | 57.74 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
4525. | christoffer (chreik) | 57.73 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
4526. | BotRazmic (botrazmic) | 57.73 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
4527. | Erik (trixx7) | 57.72 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
4528. | Daniel (ashbygeek) | 57.72 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
4529. | Inmemumskar (inmemumskar) | 57.71 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
4530. | 13lackhebi (13lackhebi) | 57.71 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
4531. | Oblique (obliquetyper) | 57.70 | 93% | 2018-01-09 |
4532. | WindOfSorrow (windofsorrow) | 57.69 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |