Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1521. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 85.43 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
1522. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 85.42 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
1523. | Kobra (king_kobra) | 85.40 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
1524. | adf (pakemania) | 85.38 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
1525. | chief (robloxoof) | 85.37 | 96% | 2018-12-12 |
1526. | brendan (boyco88) | 85.36 | 99% | 2020-05-21 |
1527. | T2fast4u (pnwtrevorb) | 85.33 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
1528. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 85.31 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
1529. | Kaz (kaz_the_kuz) | 85.30 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
1530. | TreSucks (kowatagari) | 85.30 | 95% | 2020-05-13 |
1531. | thinkpads (higq) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
1532. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 85.24 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
1533. | Andres (ashleap) | 85.23 | 99% | 2019-01-03 |
1534. | Thompson (tommymachine) | 85.22 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
1535. | Ryan (ryryt) | 85.20 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
1536. | Daniel (gismo359) | 85.20 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
1537. | ramoraros (ramoraros) | 85.18 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
1538. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
1539. | Kylerb888 (kylerb888) | 85.18 | 95% | 2019-06-27 |
1540. | Andrew (gremlinbaby) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
1541. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
1542. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 85.12 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
1543. | Teegey (teegey) | 85.09 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
1544. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 85.08 | 95% | 2018-10-24 |
1545. | Breyton (breytonioso) | 85.02 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
1546. | tonkotsu (tonkotsuramen) | 85.02 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
1547. | Sia (siadymensia) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
1548. | sherimori (sherimori) | 85.02 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
1549. | sumanth (summythemummy) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
1550. | Khoi (khoitran) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |