So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
33647. | danet (danet) | 39.04 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
33648. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 39.03 | — | 2010-06-30 |
33649. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 39.03 | 88% | 2011-09-30 |
33650. | John (dreampieceniko) | 39.03 | 83% | 2011-06-30 |
33651. | duke (myself9234) | 39.02 | 91.9% | 2021-02-05 |
33652. | Ryan (dyantoravis) | 39.02 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
33653. | Divya (divya) | 39.02 | — | 2009-06-23 |
33654. | thomas (thomasrodgers27) | 39.01 | — | 2010-11-08 |
33655. | Mike (bakermg) | 38.99 | 94.2% | 2021-01-31 |
33656. | AP (priyanthushara) | 38.98 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
33657. | THE GiGi (magieneagra) | 38.98 | 93% | 2022-07-29 |
33658. | Jay (eaglesmile21) | 38.98 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
33659. | Kiana (kiwi10rv) | 38.97 | — | 2009-01-25 |
33660. | Abdulaziz (noino) | 38.96 | 92% | 2020-08-13 |
33661. | Noe (noe1995) | 38.95 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
33662. | mariana (mari_prado) | 38.95 | — | 2009-09-28 |
33663. | Rageon (rageon718) | 38.94 | 93% | 2019-08-31 |
33664. | Diego (diegoso30) | 38.93 | 92.2% | 2021-02-18 |
33665. | Anjul (geety) | 38.93 | 83% | 2015-09-10 |
33666. | Andrey (lasermaker) | 38.90 | 94% | 2022-03-15 |
33667. | Pedro (pedroarcem) | 38.90 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
33668. | G (alcyon2p) | 38.90 | 93% | 2021-01-28 |
33669. | April (april_b) | 38.90 | 88% | 2011-06-13 |
33670. | lolhehehahahihi (lolhehehah... | 38.89 | — | 2009-02-20 |
33671. | hero (tiendung90) | 38.88 | — | 2009-11-29 |
33672. | Danial (danial_1998) | 38.87 | 95.9% | 2023-10-29 |
33673. | schzbayl (schzbayl) | 38.86 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
33674. | Kerem (tearsfears) | 38.84 | 96.4% | 2021-01-28 |
33675. | sumit (sumit120) | 38.84 | 96% | 2013-08-20 |
33676. | lawl (lawlcr) | 38.83 | 87% | 2013-07-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |