As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11673. | jason (thatsniceman) | 76.48 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
11674. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 76.48 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
11675. | Rask (frederik0147) | 76.47 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
11676. | Tom (mlgplayer) | 76.47 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
11677. | HalfGinger (halfginger) | 76.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
11678. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
11679. | Karll (karll_k) | 76.46 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
11680. | Luke (7uke) | 76.46 | 99% | 2016-09-09 |
11681. | Drew (bravemuffincake) | 76.45 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
11682. | Pain (pain_i5) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
11683. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 76.45 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
11684. | Matthew (kelsier) | 76.45 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
11685. | Akira (akira1957) | 76.44 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
11686. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 76.44 | 96.9% | 2023-10-22 |
11687. | Sofiyah (sofiyahr) | 76.43 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
11688. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
11689. | Felix (flexthag) | 76.42 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
11690. | Roland (radambc) | 76.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
11691. | atul (atulsingh) | 76.42 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
11692. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-10-16 |
11693. | md (duom_1432) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
11694. | Rohan (rps13) | 76.41 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
11695. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 76.41 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
11696. | Nick (nickus7) | 76.41 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
11697. | Salman (4lv1) | 76.40 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
11698. | Suleman (mohdsulemanhyd) | 76.40 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
11699. | Noam (noamvb) | 76.39 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
11700. | Brad (godspeed99) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
11701. | Lmao1629 (lmao1629) | 76.39 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
11702. | andrei5 (mute_6) | 76.39 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |