As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16227. | daris (darisrp) | 65.22 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
16228. | Med (medbar) | 65.21 | 91% | 2016-10-14 |
16229. | synseer (synseer) | 65.21 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
16230. | Quinn (cookiemonsterquinn) | 65.21 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
16231. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 65.21 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
16232. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 65.21 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
16233. | codiguero (codiguero) | 65.20 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
16234. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 65.20 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
16235. | Stell (melodramatic) | 65.20 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
16236. | mugu (mugumugu) | 65.19 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
16237. | Shawkat (spulok) | 65.19 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
16238. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 65.19 | 89% | 2015-10-04 |
16239. | Kanat (ergeshmametuulukanat) | 65.18 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
16240. | Kieran (godquack) | 65.18 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
16241. | harez (theharez) | 65.18 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
16242. | J (glizzydevourer) | 65.18 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
16243. | Rachana (rachanav) | 65.17 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
16244. | Min Htin (minhtinmaung) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
16245. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
16246. | Abhinav (abhinavumangsingh189) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
16247. | Thomas (larryluciano) | 65.16 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
16248. | L (lvsf3) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
16249. | Brigitte (brigittesniper) | 65.16 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
16250. | rryann (rrrrryannnnnn) | 65.15 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
16251. | isam (sammyinsane) | 65.15 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
16252. | Alb (alb_themighty) | 65.14 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
16253. | utsab (utsab987) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
16254. | التونسي (gauss007) | 65.14 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
16255. | Darmato (darmato) | 65.13 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
16256. | Jim (jimsant) | 65.13 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |